Sung with a Northern twang:To the tune of "You Win Again", with apologies to Ferlin Husky.
The news is out - all over town,
Sell on the news! It's headed down!
The snow soon flies - all around,
No CUU encores for their low grade ground!
The glaciers sparkle - no power here,
To bring it in would cost so dear,
Confirmation drilling - no surprises, I fear,
For certain this dog goes to the rear!
25% in six years, if much they spend,
And all goes well, as they contend,
But in the meantime a bear market trend
Will take all spec's down; Yoo-oo lose ag'in!