Hotschmuck creation revealed!One fine day a mad scientist had a little plastic dish with ova donated by a cadaver. He was watching X rated movies and an accident happened!
His wife, Helga the horrible, heard the sickening moans and rushed to her indisputably ugly husband, Dr. Candleshmuck, side.
As he heard her thumping footsteps (woooden leg- result of previous experiment) cleaned up quickly changed channelsand put the little plastic dish away in the oven. There were enough nutrients for one ovum to develop in a fiendish creature.
After he got up from the floor (Helga had suspected he was watching something other than documentaries and whacked him with her foot that was connected to her arm). He wanted to get rid of the "evidence" and rushed to the oven where the pizza was warming and recovered the dish with the "thing"... He lovingly gazed at his ugly, deformed creation and gave it a loving name that fitted it- "Hotschmuck". Named after the process (pizza in the oven) and himself!
Well now he needed a way to nurture this thing and got even with his wife. He added it as a topping to her desert. Now Helga the horrible had no teeth, a fortunate thing for the thing, and sucked up her desert through her nose. The creature quickly slipped down into her oesophagus and hooked up in the favourite place for parasites, the large intestine.
As it grew, Helga was having costipation issues and took a massive dose of XLAX.
On "H" day, Dr. C rushed to the washroom as he heard this massive roar, smashing sounds and liquid dripping down the stairs. After he got up off the floor (Helga was none too happy with the moving thing on th floor), he picked up Hotschuck, ran over to his lab and washed it in kerosened....
When the fire department left, out of the smouldering ruins, out crawled the "Hotschmuck" and the fist indellible thing he saw was a study by his "dad" entitled "ELF". Well to a dislexic creature that became EFL and blamed it for all his problems in life....
We all know what those are!