RE: maybe Kookyned and jugnuts....I think you guys are confused in as far as relatives go. I know you speak from your own experience.
Let me try to see here...
Kookyned, It is rumoured that your sister was also your mother and your dad was also your grandpa, what relation are you to them? No wonder you are not too swift!
Now Juggy, since you are "close" to Kookyned as it is rumoured that you were the slighty smarter sibling with a sense of humour but it is also rumoured that you were sired by Kookyneds uncle. Would that make you brothers, cousins or both?
Did you move out of the Apalachians at a young age
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