Bedtime story for bigblackhole.....Hey bigblackhole I got a newsflash for ya but you'll have to think a bit so go get your favorite well-worn storybook and get the rusty brain gears working again..Oh Winny-the-Pooh. That's nice book bigblackhole but don't you think it may be a bit over your head? No? Well good boy. Sit down and here's some cookies and milk.
Once upon a time in the land where grown-ups play, there lived a very nice little boy who's name was nopoo. He went to school and when he grew big and strong he got a real job. But one day nopoo said to himself; "Self, I think your are a very bright young man and before you waste your life working in that Bio Technology lab like that poor pathetic and sad kloopsy over there rotting away in that dead-end office at the end of the hall beside the leaky water heater it may be a good idea if you go out and make some really big bucks and then you'll be able to have a very nice life indeed with your very own washroom unlike the aforesaid kloopsy who must go out to the little shed out back where...well you get the point, right?."
"So off nopoo went to seek his fortune. He came across a bunch of people digging a mine. "No, no" said Nopoo, that's not for me. Then he saw a bunch of promoters in $2,500 suits with diamond cuff links and again nopoo said; "No, no, that's not for me because I just can't screw my fellow man like that." Then nopoo thought a bit and then he said; "Yes, yes. That's what I'll do. I'll buy a chytload of 5 and 6 cents shares and hide them under the pit bull's doghouse".
Well nopoo soon realized that he would have to find a bigger hiding place so he stashed armful's more of those 5 and 6 cent shares under the chicken house. Soon nopoo had them buried all over the back forty and as so many of them became very expensive he stared to sell them off at 5 and 6 DOLLARS each where he could go out and buy tons and tons more of the cheepies, hundreds and thousand and millions. Soon nopoo had no more room so he started a little club where he could teach others how to get stinking rich just like he had become.
So his friends all started to buy 5 and 6 cent shares and they too had to buy doghouses to hid them under with big pit bulls to crap on the bad people who tried to steal them but that was after the pit bull surgically removed various body parts, but that's another story.
Anyhow bigblackhole this story has a very happy ending...well almost anyway. You see some really mean and nasty people who never went to school and never learned to count missed out on the gravy-train because the poor sniflin'baztartz could never figure out what a hundred-fold increase meant. Now isn't that sad? Imagine a five cent stock going to $5? Why that's...uh...uhh, yup that's 100 times. Now imagine when that $5 doubles or triples or more??? Why that's uh...uhh, yes bigblackhole, you got it! Good boy bigblackhole, good boy...What?
What's that you say? You never got any? But bigblackhole it could have changed your miserable, groveling' dirt poor painfully short life. I mean think about it bigblackhole, if you put your lunch money up you could have...well it's about 20 cents now bigblackhole so if you get 10,000 of them it will only cost you about $2,000. That should get you about...25 times your money at $5 is about $50,000, now if it.... aw forget it bigblackhole, time for bebbie-byz little boy. Night-night, maybe next time, OK.