The Original ConceptSeveral years ago a Gigilo and an Earwig conceived an idea how to create a Bucketshop in a Boiler room which could be put on the fire every several on months. Unfounded rumours perceived that it could have started something like this:
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a "Bucket" and a gallon of NRpaint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose for the "Boiler". However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home without a 'Box'.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by an attractive young girl who told him she was lost with no concept of life's road. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 UBenHadd Lane?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot for what I wish to concoct."
The girl suggested, "Why don't you put the can of NR paint in the Bucket. Carry the Bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this securities alley. We'll be there in no time."
The girl looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a young girl alone in a strange town with a complete stranger. How do I know that when we get in the secure alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, pull down my panties and take me, violently?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes! I'm carrying a Bucket, a gallon of NRpaint, two chickens, and a goose for a Boiler room. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The girl thought for a second and then replied, "You could put the goose down, cover him with the Bucket, put the NRpaint on top of the Bucket, and ........."