GREY:CXEYF - Post by User
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goose94on Aug 15, 2007 9:57pm
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Down day - joke to cheer you up!
Down day - joke to cheer you up!Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When motherand new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their
house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the
baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little
Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the
crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."The mother said, "Why, thank you
Little Johnnie."Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.""That's great", said Little Johnnie, "cuz he'd be
f***ed if he needed glasses".