"..Beirut was a famous home run hitter..."That one made me laugh out loud, safeharbor.
But you shouldn't be so hard on the paid basher, you know. He's only doing his job and he had a tough October. They get month-end bonuses for each penny they can shave off the PPS, you see, and as Aurelian opened the month at $7.42 and closed the month at $9.80 he's had his a$$ handed to him on a plate, poor thing.
And remember, he's just a 22 year old finance student with too much time per week on the internet. It's not as if he's rich or actually owns shares. So cut him a little slack; at least this way of earning his burger money keeps him off the streets and his face doesn't frighten small children.