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Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
> >
> > FUN CITY USA (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was
> > killed yesterday after leaping through her moving
> > car's sun roof during an incident best described as
> > a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
> > Thirteen other people were injured after a
> > twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to
> > avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced
> > that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve
> > people floating up into the air, and then passed a
> > man on the side of the road who she claimed was
> > Jesus.
>
> > "She started screaming 'He's back!, He's back!' and
> > climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the
> > roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of
> > 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced
> > dead at the scene.
>
> > "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I
> > stopped," Williams said.
>
> > She thought the rapture was happening and was
> > convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the
> > sky," he went on to say.
>
> > "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've
> > been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer
> > on the scene.
>
> > Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and
> > discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume
> > party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup
> > truck came loose and released twelve blown-up sex
> > dolls filled with helium which then floated up into
> > the sky.
>
> > Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by
> > several of his friends that he looks like Jesus,
> > pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in
> > frustration, just as the Williams' car passed him,
> > and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting
> > people up into the sky as they passed by him,
> > according to her husband, who says his wife was a
> > devout Christian.
>
> > When asked for comments about the twelve blow up
> > dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird
> > for me. I never expected anything like this to
> > happen."