4 Reasons to Buy PEPFour Great Reasons to Buy PEP RIGHT NOW!
1. Heard Jon Felderhof was being brought in as Chief Technical Officer to bring some credibility to PEP claims. He'll get to the bottom of things and ensure that shareholders are protected.
2. Conrad Black is reportedly going to join the BOD to curtail any funny stuff that may be going on.
3. Third, as a potential spin-off business, heard Home Depot will start to sell new "PEP Share Certificate" wallpaper for bathrooms. Expected to be a big seller, and
4. Never mind DHT3 technology, I heard from a reliable source that on the way home the other day, Bobby traded all of the proceeds from the recent PP for some magic beans that will turn water into oil.