Brave advice for Chief!Dear Chief,
You should set up bear trap and use evil businessman as bait. Bull has become too domesticated with your paper (I think you are using too much "charmin" and should revert back to birch bark) This will leave you feel even more cleaned out!! Advice to you is hunt buffalo on the seventh blue moon of year My squaw says beaver pelts are a sure thing this year. I will now have my eighth blue moon (Kokanee and smoke my Macdonalds peace pipe for the rest of the night..
Ps. Good posts , I get a great laugh out of them ...keep it up!