Cosmo's Parents UpsetParents of SH Poster "Cosmos" Sorry
Interviewed in their home, the parents of Stockhouse poster 'Cosmos', felt compelled to offer an apology to the community.
"He wasn't always like this," said Mrs. "X" (name withheld by request). "He was such a good-natured baby."
Mr "X" concurred. "We never suspected anything unitl that incident with the baby robin."
Asked about this incident, Mrs. "X" was reluctant to supply details except to say "A microwave was involved."
As Cosmos became ever more mean-spirited, nasty, deceitful and belligerent, Mrs. and Mr. "X" sought psychiatric treatment. "We tried. But he scared all the psychiatrists so much they wouldn't help."
"Maybe, in view of everything, maybe we should have, you know,......." Mr. "X" fell silent.
"You know I'm against abortion!" interjected Mrs. "X". "Yet......"
This interview ended when it became obvious that the grief that Mr. and Mrs. "X" felt for unleashing 'Cosmos" onto the world was inconsolable.
Currently 'Cosmos' is employed as a stenographer, typing very tired scripts onto Stockhouse bulletin boards.
OK everyone. I made it up. I know a psychopath when I see one. But, of course, I don't know his parents.