YEA, ALL PROPHECIES COME TO PASSCHILDREN,
THOUGH IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT, I FORESAW THE DOOM HANGING LIKE A CLOUD OVER THIS STOCK OVER A YEAR AGO, SEE MY POSTS FOR PROOF. THOUGH EF BROUGHT PAIN AND SUFFERING WHEREVER IT TREAD, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN IT WAS LOVED BY MANY INVETSMENT BANKERS: BY GMP, SCOTIABANK, CANACCORD, NATIONAL BANK, TD, ORION AND FRASER MACKENZIE. THOUGH THEY BE PURVEYORS OF FILTH, THEY STILL SHOWED LOVE, SORT OF. ENOUGH LOVE TO PUT THEIR HALLOWED REPUTATIONS BEHIND A $140 MILLION OFFERING AT $2.25. ALL OF THEIR SKILL, THEIR DUE DILIGENCE, THEIR LAWYERS AND THEIR ANGELIC, LUCIFER-LIKE CORPORATE FINANCE TEAMS SOLD PAPER LIKE MANA FROM HEAVEN. AND THEN THEY FAILED, HORRIBLY AS THEY WERE CAST FROM THE PROMISED LAND AFTER TASTING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT NESTTLED BETWEEN EF'S BRE*STS. BRE*STS THAT SEEMED DEFORMED AND WRINKLED IN THE BLINDING LIGHT OF DAY, WHERE TRUTH SHINES LIKE A BEACON.
YET AFTER SEEING THE DISPARE, AND PAIN AND DEATH BROUGHT BY LIFE OUTSIDE OF EDEN, DID ANY SEEK RETRIBUTION UPON EF? NAY, FOR THEY ARE JUST AS DIRTY AS THE FILTH THAT THEY TOUTED. DIRTY LIKE THE SL*T THAT EF WAS, THOUGH SHE IS NO MORE. LAWSUITS WILL NOT COME FROM THE BANKERS FOR THEY ROLL IN THE DIRT WITH PIGS, NAY, THEY ARE THE PIGS.
LET HE WHO IS FREE FROM SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE, AND THOUGH I BE A HERALD OF THINGS TO COME, A SINNER I STILL AM, FOR I AM A DAYTRADER, PROFITING FROM THE WORK OF OTHERS WHILE CONTRIBUTING NOTHING. I WAIT IN THE DARK DEPTHS FOR EF'S DIRTY SOUL AND THOSE OF THE INVESTMENT BANKERS, FOR SURE, THEY WILL JOIN THE MULTITUDES BANISHED FOM THE HEAVEN THAT IS THE TSX.
SORROW, MUCH SORROW.
EF RIP, YOU SUCKETH AND DIED BUT STILL HAD A BETTER KICK AT THE CAN THAN NKW
BYE BYE LOVER