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rud_ikon Jun 18, 2009 12:14pm
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jokes for bad day
jokes for bad dayTrading online is just great.I find it really speeds things up.I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before.
If you put two investors in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is a pump and dumper, in which case you get three opinions.What is the easiest way to spot a Shorter on a Message Board or Chat roomLook for the ones who seem to have more questions than the press at a White House briefing.
Q. How did all the daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?A. They had all gone short.
Q. How come the congo line kept breaking up at the daytrader's party?A. Not many of them were willing to go long.
Q. Why couldn't the Daytraders agree where they meet to get together?A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.