Flash!! Core sample from MiningExec's brain......recent core samples from a target depth of 3" into MiningExec's cranial cavity reveal a stratum of heretofore unknown substance. Preliminary findings show a gelatinatious-like matter, surrounded by a cake-like covering, indicative of a Hostess cupcake, or Little Debbie snack cake. Until lab findings can be confirmed, the subject in question has potential sugar levels well above the 800-900 mg/dl threshold. It is recommended that this individual be restrained for his and others safety. This is a public service announcement...