RE: The Cricket 9th Inning StretchFOAMY,
I told you to get the boilers checked daily...I think the carbon monoxide is getting to you.
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----------Original Message Posted 10/1/2009 4:39:49 PM----------
Yes sports fans, it was another glorious day upon the pitch, the winds were brisk and the NR and Halts were coming like jewish winds from the west (aka. Chinooks).
The CB's (Crystal Balls) had the first pitch....slightly outside....or "Inside" depending upon the Ump. In an effort to creat some real crowd excitement the CB's brought in The Ringer...and CanaCrap never thought that they would put some Ump down to the minors!
Ol' KingChiliBall was a raring to go! Ouch..another strike as the wickets were tumbling. Pure to form, KingChiliChooChoo had the perfect answer ("I'll just iggie that pitch and it will go away"). Meanwhile, MarvaVelcro was sitting on the bench wondering "Did I put enough black tar heroin upon my mallet?". After a ground-out, that sustenance of good hitting, without the commenting about his impending divorce from someone else (sidebar...did I get that right? suggesting that someone should divorce someone else?)....Meanwhile...Hitting cleanup was SpareMyChildren, fairchili promptly fouled into the nose bleed section where it was caught by Asami Patek who cried "Try". Trying harder, fairchili then hit a double coiler to the short stop and was easlly euthanized at first. Meanwhiler, team management were discussing whether this was Cleveland or not and decided to go to the farm team in Dubuque Iowa. Cashing some quid, it was decided to bring up the minor leaguers and these eviscerated junior producers on the TeamHooker.
From New York, we have the Mini Micron (pitcher); From Seattle, we have Sid, the sodomized sister (short stop); from Vancouver, within haling distance, we have Brookie (the bodacious backstop).
It must be a big comeback in tomoorow's game as the Balls are down 9 zip to dose udder guys.
The wickets are up!...the 9th Inning stretch is ready to begin the begun.
Video at 6 someday.