Always Tell Big LiesThere are a number of good reasons for such sage advice, including the well-known fact that if the lie is big enough and sufficiently outrageous, it just might be believed. So here goes:
Chinese geologists on site in Tanzania have observed visible gold over considerable core lengths in the latest step-out campaign. As recent graduates into the world of capitalism and not well versed in the prohibitions of insider trading, these geologists have only done what sems natural. Mr. Wi Wong, spokesperson for the field team, was overheard telling his buddy Mr. Bi Lo that it would be extremely bad joss not take advantage of such a fortuitous event.