ROUND ONE: Fear 1, Greed 0The battle of the titans was waged today on the floor of the Venture Exchange between the two mortal enemies of market players: Fear and Greed.
On the first day of trading for the 5c warrant holders, Fear absolutely destroyed Greed. Every time Greed tried to get up off the floor the big ugly Fear kicked him where the sun doesn't shine and sent him whimpering home.
Bloodied and humbled Greed vowed to return to fight another day. Whether he can muster up the necessary strength remains to be seen. Many in the crowd were so impressed by the ferocious assault of Fear, that they jumped on the bandwagon. "While it may not be a fun ride, it certainly beats bleeding outside the Hospital", remarked a staunch Fearite supporter.
Another spokesperson for the Fear camp was asked just why it was that he was willing to take a 600% gain rather than wait for 1000%+, he merely chuckled and said "Ask Homer Simpson and see if you get anything other than a big fat DUUHH!!"
Meanwhile, back in the jungle, Mr Avarice of the Greed camp is said to be frantically searching for powerful new weapons with which to launch a fresh assault (Rumour has it that Mother Nature, of all people, may be sympathetic to his noble cause.)
Stay tuned. Tomorrow is Round Two.