HELP LINE If you are OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE-please press 1 repeatedly
If you are CO-DEPENDENT,please ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES-please press 3,4,5 and 6
If you are PARANOID-we know who you are and what you want,just stay on the line so we can trace your call
If you are SCHIZOPHRENIC-listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press
AND LAST If you are MANIC-DEPRESIVE ,it does not matter what number you press,no one will answer,
LONG ON LAN ,good things to happen