RE: Newbies Unclear to me really what the bashers are trying to say
Welcome, alkester...good choice in my and many others' opinion. Hope you're keeping powder dry in case we get taken down lower.
But let me be helpful and translate for you so can can understand what the bashers are trying to say. Ready??...ok, here it goes (I've tried to clean up some of the potty mouth stuff, and put words into real English where possible, and even upgraded some of the phrases to 2nd and 3rd grade level where we at pre-school levels...hope you'll be able to understand)--
BASHER 101, 201, and 301--
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...OH PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE!!!!...SELL!!! ...DON'T BUY ANYMORE...JUST SELL...PLEASE!!!!!
PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO POSTS ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT THIS STOCK!!!...PLEASE!!! I DON'T KNOW JACKSH*T...BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER...I KNOW WHO SIGNS MY CHECK AND THEY'RE SMARTER THAN ALL THE LONGS (BECAUSE THEY SIGN MY CHECKS) AND THEY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF THEIR HEARTS...SELL!!!!...DON'T BUY...PUHLLLLLEEEEEEEEEZE...DON'T BUY ANYMORE!!!
ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT THIS STOCK IS AN EVIL PUMPER FROM HIS MOTHER'S WOMB...THEY WERE CREATED TO DO EVIL ON THIS VERY BOARD...THEY ARE EVIL AND SHOULD BE IGNORED OR MAYBE SHOT...OR I DON'T KNOW...CREMATED OR SOMETHING...HOW SHOULD I KNOW...JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THEM...PLEEEEEEEEZE...I'M A NICE GUY...MY MOTHER TOLD ME SO...THE GUY THAT PAYS ME TOLD ME SO...MY DOG LIKES ME, TOO, OR AT LEAST HE LICKS ME (SOMETIMES RIGHT AFTER LICKING HIS A$$)...OH, SORRY, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT?...OH YEAH...I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 14 YEARS AND BOUGHT IN AT -.02...THAT'S RIGHT...THEY PAID ME TO TAKE SHARES JUST BECAUSE THEY WANTED ME TO BE A SHAREHOLDER...BUT I KNOW HOW EVIL THEY ARE...SOME OF THE MGMT WORE THEIR UNDERWEAR 3 OR 4 DAYS IN A ROW AS KIDS!!!...EVIL i TELL YOU...EVIL!!!!
I KNOW I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS STOCK, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE WHEN I WAS USING A DIFFERENT ALIAS, BUT NOW I'M BACK AND I KNOW ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS COMPANY IN COLUMBIA, OR, WAIT, NO MEXICO (JUST A SECOND...HEY MA, WHERE IS THAT COMPANY THEY'RE PAYING ME TO BASH?...OH, OK, THANKS)...IT'S IN ECUADOR, IN NORTHERN AFRICA...AND THEIR MANAGEMENT IS EVIL i TELL YOU...AND NOONE WHO OWNS SHARES REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT IT...
SO IN CONCLUSION...IT'S JUST ALL BAD...I'M A GOOD GUY...YOU'RE STUPID...I MEAN, NO, YOU'RE OK...I MEAN, I'M LONG THIS STOCK...YEAH...THAT'S IT...I HAVE 250,000 SHARES THAT I BOUGHT TWO WEEKS AGO @$.50...YEAH...SO DON'T PISS ME OFF CUZ, WELL, I'M A BIG PLAYER...BUT I'M GOING TO SELL 1/2 OF THEM TOMORROW BECAUSE I THINK THE COMPANY WILL GIVE ME MORE FREE SHARES AS LONG AS I PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE ALL THE SECRETS I KNOW ABOUT THEM, ESP ABOUT THE GUY I KNOW THE BEST, DAVE...ER, DOUG (HEY MOM, WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME THAT I'M SPOSED TO TALK ABOUT...YEAH, HIM...OH YEAH, THANKS, MOM)...DANIEL SERGEANT...OR CAPTAIN...MAJORS....YEAH THAT GUY DANIEL MAJORS...MAN WHAT A BAD DUDE...SELL...JUST SELL...DON'T BUY....
WHEW...I'M TIRED...DON'T ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS...THIS IS REALLY HARD WORK...
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Ok, now alkester...I hope you see it all more clearly now...have a good one...
$^)