GREY:CXEYF - Post by User
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OceanRanger1on Mar 30, 2010 5:24pm
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Grand Opening Celebration
Grand Opening Celebration
There will be a grand gala celebration held on Thursday to celebrate the grand opening of the new and improved candax board.
All are welcome Multiple opinions sought No trolls allowed.
It is common knowledge that the old candax was a gloomy wasteland - void of any signs of intelligent life. It has been confirmed that there were in fact several old candax trolls living under some of the bridges in Candax-land. There is evidence of several attacks on unsuspecting shareholders who dared to voice out an opinion of their own.
They were nasty old trolls indeed and they packed a vicious bite. It was recommended to seek treatment for any bites as their erratic and outrageous behavior is indicative of rabies. In any case we are pleased to announce that we have a solution to eradicate the trolls and the new and improved candax-land will be troll-free forever.
If by chance one of the nasty trolls should rear their ugly head by launching a further personal attack then quickly but calmly and quietly hit the ignore button and presto - that nasty old troll just disappears instantly and forever.
Warning: Vigilance is important because these trolls have been known to somehow reincarnate and re-spawn so we must stand on guard at all times to protect the integrity of the board against their return.
In direct contrast to the old board the new board will welcome any and all input from anyone and everybody with a zero tolerance for any personal attacks of any kind on any poster on the board. There is room for all opinions but there is no room for personal attacks of any kind.
The new and improved candax thinks this is important so posters are not hindered in any way from expressing their opinions for fear of attack or ridicule. The ignore button, as I have recently discovered is a very useful tool to filter out the trolls or anyone else who isn't appreciated but it need not be announced publicly.
Let it be known as of thursday candax-land will be troll-free so feel free to venture your opinions freely without fear of reprisal. No Early-birds. Thursday. The trolls remain active until thursday - beware.
Ha ha ha
Does anyone have a freaking sense of humour here?
How can it be there are 400 reads and barely 1 post?
Does anyone here own any freaking shares in this company?
WASSUP??????????
Isn't anyone else experiencing dramatic growth of their chip stack?
is this board devoid of all intelligent life?
is there anyone here except the trolls ??????????????????????
Fear not the trolls as we stand united against them.
Run baby Run!
OceanRanger