While we're waiting...........for some awesome news, here's a thought to ponder:
When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground, probably into eternity. A " buttered-cat array" could replace pneumatic tires on cars and trucks, and " giant buttered - cat arrays" could easily allow a high-speed monorail linking New York to Chicago!
I'm bored!
This ones for you, 2Fast!