I hereby propose...I hereby propose a new entry in the Oxgord English Dictionary:
Dwekked (verb, past tense) 1 to have one's investments undermined by the purposeful, yet mysterious bleeding of shares into the open market; as in "oh, you own Dianor? You guys have been getting dwekked up the A-hole lately!" 2 to have fallen on one's back deck due to it being wet from dew (etymology unknown).
** Perhaps the onerous paperwork will be a disincentive to the continued dwekking of Dwianor.
Have a great day
Walden