minerMiner, we plan on opening a new mine shortly. All the positions are filled but one. The pump man. I am prepared to offer you this job because I see how much you like pumps. I believe you may be the greatest pump man I have ever known.With your knowledge of pumping, no one could ever replace you. All you have to do is sound the alarm like you already do everyday about the pumps and the water rising.
We will start you out at $ 8.00 per hour once we see that you are truly a pumping expert. But their is a way you can double your pay..
This is a small met mine so it will not have the normal facilities like the larger mines.
If you will pump out the porta johns we could possibly double your pay. I KNOW you are qualified for this after reading all the crap you post. Thats right you will be the CHIEF CRAPPER PUMPER.
Just let me know and I will schedule you a interview.
Thank You