Cute and funny?DISNEYLAND
Twoblondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstatewhen they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started cryingand turned around and went home.
FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahomawere sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other,'Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooo, can you see Florida?'
CAR
TROUBLE
Ablonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the Mechanic itdied. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING
TICKET
Apolice officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely ifhe could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys wouldget your act together. Just yesterday, you took away my license, andtoday you expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER
WALK
There'sthis blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees anotherblonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to theother side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
Theredhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, thenshe pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee andscreamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere shetouched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
BLONDE
IN SPACE
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
TheBlonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' TheRussian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
IN A
VACUUM
Ablonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. Sherolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her questionwas, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hearit?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY,
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
Agirl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, andasked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying thatone was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoeverheard of someone naming dogs like that?' 'HELLOOOOOOO...,' answered theblonde. 'They're watch dogs'!