Ode to Shiny . . .
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a tool named Shine
A sad sack individual who whined and whined and whined.
Arizona whacked him, he keeps comin’ back for more,
Your GOLONG slapped him silly, now he’s face down on the floor.
Well the first thing you know, ol Shine gets up.
Bleeding and confused, he stutters “Hey What S-S-Sup?!”
GOLONG tells him "ITHECA”, it’s the place you want to be"
Shiny shifts his pullup as he mutters “I go Wee!”
Well its time to say goodbye to a sick and crazy nut.
If you see him on the street, you should punch him in the gut.
If IAE gets bought out, your GOLONG he will be there.
Laughing at ol Shiny in his soiled underwear!
ITHECA come back now… y'hear!