Stockdoggy My Mammy (Huh?) I want you to be polite with this and tell your mom I can't make the dinner Saturday night. My heartburn from the last time she barbequed Spam for the whole trailer park never went away. Politely tell her Spam on a bbq has to be served in a cup.
I am so glad she had pity on you with this XPL pumper thing not working out. Letting you have the basement suite under her double wide was mana from Heaven for you Doggy.
Gotta run... yer ex boss is calling me back. I'll let you know how I make out with his call.