Just for a Giggle The following dialogue is purely fictitious. Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental. I seek safe harbour.....
THE MASTER: All right, sir, will you please show us your company's drilling records.
THE WITNESS: We don't have them. My dog ate the records.
THE MASTER: What about the driller's copies?
THE WITNESS: His dog ate his records too....same breed, I think.
THE MASTER: Your helicopter records show that you charged your JV partner for trips to your properties....
THE WITNESS: My dog typed those reports. He's not a good speller and there are typos.
THE MASTER: I'm going out for a beer. Adjourned to two o'clock.
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