RE: Hey, hoist...or is it moist? You're still wet behind the ears, Kid.
In the rough and tumble of the bullboards, you should heed MSQ:
"We can take the heat; that’s what I‘ve been doing my whole life...Look, I have two balls and neither of them are crystal."
Get down and dirty and DO SOMETHING!! MAKE THIS STOCK FLY!!!
Don't do anthing construction and you'll end up like the rest of the chimpers here; hoisted upon their own petards.