a little humuor
got this out of the sun,too funny!
STOCK:A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it .Then it's worth $8.50.
BROKER:The person you trust to help you make finacial decisions.Please note the first five letters of this word spell(broke).
BEAR:What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that 'hot' tip your secretary gave you.
BULL:What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the last quarter.
MARGIN:Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be listening to your manager's presentation.
COMMISSION:The only reliable way to make money on the stock market,which is why your broker charges you one.