Santa was somewhat delayed last nite when Goldminer was decked out on top of its chimney, hoping to achieve a quickie with one of the Reindeer.   The Reindeers is saying that it was nothin less than scandalous, especially when it became apparent that that Goldminer ain't even a she.   Santa said he don't need no more Cathrine the Great Wannabees on his route.
                                             Merry Xmas
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