Canadian News Wire (not for US dissmenation) March 19th 2014. Toronto. 06:12PM: TNG is pleased to announce it has entered into a IR and Communications service contract with Shawshank Communications Inc. Dominic Domdesim UFO of TNG commented " We are very excited about retaining Shawshank Communications. Shawshank Communications Inc is a reputable and established Investor Relations/Communication firm specializing in bringing together the retail investor with the institutional investor and we are at a point in TNG's development where "elephant size" news will be released tomorrow-so to our retail investor base I hope you all got your private emails and bought accordingly this am a day ahead of news...we are excited about the future as unlike my portrait...the future for TNG is "irresistible".

TNG's CFO (Chief Fool Officer) Yakazz when asked about the nature of the IR association with Shawshank Communications Inc added. "We have known about Shawshank Communications for a long long time-but it wasn't until I was able to surgically have his foot removed from my upper colon that I could sit down at the board room table and hammer out financial terms and conditiions. We as a company and I as an individual look forward to the future association between TNG and Shawshank Communications Inc now that his size 11 is out of my caboose and things should now "flow smoothly" on a go 4wd basis."

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