Happy belated saint paddy's day...So 3 friends are having drinks at a local pub. The Italian guy stares into his beer mug and finds a bug floating at the top. He calmly removes the bug and continues to drink his cold beer. Exact same thing happens to the French guy and he does the same and resumes drinking. The irish guy is overwhelmed with his friends' rotten luck but soon discovers a bug floating in his drink as well. He calmly lifts the bug with his thumb and index finger, holds it directly over his glass and squeezing its chest yells "spit it out" .....