RE:Wheres the guy that says the chip wont work?Pokerwhale wrote: I'd like to hear what he says after this latest Patent has been approved. He seems to have disappeared.
that's xeni.
if xeni were a biologist, his scientific work would go something like this...
Take a frog, and yell JUMP!
Result: the frog jumps.
Now, cut off one of its legs and yell JUMP!
Result: the frog jumps, but not as far.
Now, cut off the other leg and yell JUMP!
Result: the frog does not jump.
Conclusion: The amputee frog is deaf.
Abstract of Findings:
For centuries, science has been mystified by how frogs hear without ears. Our recent work has at last resolved this long standing mystery by showing that in frogs, the ability to hear is closely correlated to the number of legs present on the frog. The hearing organ's non-standard location in the frog's legs also explains the absence of any ears at the expected location.