Canadian Business IntegritySnickery, trickery, dingety-dong - The Queen just said, " I can do no wrong ! "
What's yours is mine- for my stocking stays. Her bureaucrats asked for three hour days !
' Her lawyers ' ( ! ) winked for ' subsidized law ' - Discovery's a joke - Haw, Haw, Haw !
' Her accountants ' added two and two to three - Yet one and one made ten for their Fee !
The PM ' ordered subsidized planes - Bombardier said , Who cares if the rest of the worldgains !
The Farmer shrugged- paid not to grow beans-The MPs told them, We just love Keynes !
The Language Professors bloated subsidized tongue-swearing in French is good for your tongue !
The Plumbers moaned for thinner drainpipe fit -saying ' Who cares if Canada .....s in .... ! '
The moral of this ditty is lies in ' I can do no wrong '
If you think you own property,and you're Canadian, you are terribly wrong !
Snickery, trickery, dingety dong , snickery, trickery, dingety dong -
By T.S.A.R. ' Stockhouse Gnawitall '