Valient senior management open letter to prolapseDear mr prolapse, we are writing to you today to thank you for being a shareholder. The 5 shares you purchased recently will help valeant steam through these stormy waters. We do hope that these will represent your core holding and not your " traders" as your moves with these 5 shares does tend to sway the market, along with your in depth knowledge of our company and industry.
Your valuable input on stockhouse has enabled us to lay off our entire investor relations department , your excellant technical analysis skills outshine even the most respected analyst on Bay St. We have been made aware that Mr Warren Buffett is preparing to extend an invitation for you to join their executive team in charge of graphs, triangles and dots.
Again, mr prolapse, thank you for your investment in 5 shares of Vrx.
Ps, when Mrs prolapse cleans our offices again this weekend tell her to stop stealing the TP.
Kindest regards,
Valeant senior management team .