Paid basher conversation with LTS take over boss Here is what the boiler room discussions sound like this morning.
Boss: Paid basher team! WTF is going on with the pro bashing on LTS! We wanted to drive it down to 16 cent min! Nobody is selling!
Paid bashing monkey: Well boss, no sellers! Even with the Brexit panic, all sellers are exhausted boss! There's only 200K volume! Everyone is waiting for the good news! We got the oilman53/highrider2 aliases working this one but the shareholders have figured it out!
Boss: OK, you need training again monkey, it's "bad news", don't you dare reveal that we are aiming to take this over. And it's getting tight.
Paid bashing monkey: Huh? Tight how boss.
Boss: Well we have foreign competition now. Guys with chop sticks, private equity are eating our lunch!
Paid bashing monkey: NOOOO!!!! Not our favority banana sandwiches!??
Boss: No you dimwitt! Pirate equity is swooping in after we do all the hard probashing work we do to bring these to their knees. Thieves! How DARE they steal from US. WE are the theives!
Paid bashing monkey: Boss, do we still get paid and get lunches for free.
Boss: yeah, here's the lunch today:
