A nice read!!!!! A little fiction but quite accurate
In the streets of Howe and pender there was a gentleman by the of Dave Slodge. He was president of a company by the name of scamtu. He would sit with his giant belly at mooses and drink all day. Usually ith him were his paid pimping squad 2 boyfriends by the name of Scammy Lewis and Jason Barnyard. Oh the stories they could spin. First about this giant nickel play knon as the scamland found somewhere near voiseys bay, They ould lie to anyone who ould listen about hat a great discovery this was going to be. That was until the drill results confirmed the scamland to be moose pasture. The following week the band of pirates were scratching their heads. Mr Slodge after gulping down 3 pints and smoking 12 cigarettes looked over to the 2 boyfriends and asked. Now that they know that the scamland is nothing but pasture how can we keep these high administartion fees being paid to us? Then Barnyard spoke up! we will find a property in Brazil that has already been proven to be nothing but Gold dust and then get a revolving loan at 160% and tell everyone that ill listen hat a great deal it is. After Mr Slodge let go a big belch and then proceeded to gently tap Baryard and Lewis on the butt and said I kno there as a reason why I pay you guys!