The Languishing Longs Lament
( Song to the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Come and listen to our story of IAE,
The stock, it drops so fast, barely time to take a Pee.
The Boats about to float, but some they just can’t see,
The shares are goin’ cheap, they’re practically for free.
Well the first thing you know, the Rig it chugs away,
The Traders and the wonks get blown away that day.
Headin’ out to Stella is the place you want to be,
Pumping up the crude in the choppy old North Sea.
Ithaca . . . Double production . . . Gushin’ Time!!
Best GG . . . Crafty AND Funny . . .