Twin Butte Energy Ltd TBTEF

RE:Butt Energy

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Sometimes TBE investors accidentally stumble into butt energy and that’s the best. It’s like finding $20 in an old jacket. They have no idea it’s there, but then they lay their butt flesh onto a warm toilet seat, their whole body goes slack and they go “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHTWINBUTTENERGY”.  Then they sh|t their brains out.

Why do they collect so much butt energy? For the same reason that you recycle, turn off your lights or take the bus to work: They are doing their part to preserve this world for your children. Also, it feels good. It feels very, very good to squish warm butt into theirs and sometimes it makes them go cross-eyed. That’s just the truth. This is called butt energy accidental pleasures. If you happen to like the smell of gasoline while you’re filling up your tank, this is the same as that.