Source withheld.TorontoSaying it would mark a significant change in the companys direction, The CEO announced Monday a bold new plan that was evidently intended to undo the havoc caused by last years bold new plan. Its time to make some major shifts in how we do things [in reaction to the disastrous major shifts I implemented last year], said the CEO of the sweeping new initiative that amounted to a point-by-point retraction of his sweeping initiative from almost exactly one year ago. Were all going to have to accept some changes [to salvage the resources wasted due to my last disastrous strategic move], but Im confident this is going to be an important step [backward] for the company. And, who knows, maybe well even have [no] fun [whatsoever] in the process. At press time, the CEO was laying off several employees whose salaries amounted to the bonus he had received last year.