RE:Tripadvisor guide to ShortlandFor this one, shorters don't have anything to say besides the stock is overbought, because everything looks good so far.
PlantManager013 wrote: Shortland is a place where tiny trolls named "shorters" ask regular people for a couple of bucks, so they can, one day, buy a Porsche and an Armani suit. Then they can impress some shorties, hook up and make more shorters.
Shorters are typically aggressive and tell scary stories about monsters that eat your money.
The best way to respond is, don't make eye contact, hold on to your wallet and wait patiently until you get through this cursed land.