New Medical Cannabis Miracles...but a bit grossThe power of Christ fills me today and compells me to relate some new cannabinoid miracles that I have come across. Below I have itemized some unconventional cannabinoid uses that my family has discovered. In celebration of Easter I am using Christ as the example of the healing powers we have uncovered:
1. A$$ irritation. We have discovered that if Jesus had an itchy a$$hole due to rash or some other irritation that applying a little cannabis oil on his rectum would take the itch and sting away. And it would take Jesus' itchy a$$shole away immediately and Jesus would not have to re-apply. One treatment would appear to fix Jesus' itchy and rashy and irratated a$$hole until the next flare up whenever that might occur. No one in our family has hemorrhoids, but we feel that if Jesus had them that this cannabis oil would also sooth his hemorrhoidal flares.
2. Sun burn. We went on a cruise at March Break. Several of our party got sunburns. They rubbed cannabis oil on it (Mettrum Blue). It healed the burn in an incredibly fast fashion. Much faster than aloe vera or any other common remedy. So if Jesus got a sunburn then we would annoint the affected areas in oil to sooth and heal his pain.
I hope to be able to report on more medical miracles as we slather this stuff all over ourselves in pursuit of more home remedies.