AGM? “Highlights” from Don-the-Boob BooBoo Bubar
AGM:
1)No production of anything...25 years in a row.
2)Unable to find a way to barge 100kg of ore/week from Separation Rapids to Australia for processing
3)The auger we bought from Canadian Tire has malfunctioned and all drilling is at a standstill. Parts are on back-order.
4)The troupe of monkeys we hired to sort good ore from bad ore at our Nova Scotia tin “mine” is performing at a 50 % success rate. Absolutely unacceptable and we are diligently looking for an upgrade .
5) We successfully diluted AVL twice in 2018 and have reached an all time low of $.05. 100 shares will now buy a Starbucks coffee
6)That concludes our AGM. Tap water in Dixie cups and pretzels are available in the coat rack outside the door.