Press Release about New Press Release Genoil, the world's leading fabricator of press releases, commonly known as cr*p, continues its unbroken streak today, with some nonsense about some new cr*p. Noting the gigantic potential gross margins of new press releases, CEO David Lifschultz once again overdelivers and understates his unbroken streak, declaring, "Genoil is the greatest investment you will ever make and has never been positioned better to produce more press releases. The Lifschultz family reputation is pristine, and never in its 300 year history has failed one shareholder in this regard.".
Lifschultz notes the fabricated number of naked shorts in the stock as being proof of Genoil's ability to fabricate to customers' expectations on demand, having limitless capacity for cr*p at its family-owned facility in Bosnia.
Along with Mr. Lifschultz, Bruce Abbott, Genoil's president and chief operating officer, has been instrumental in protecting the Lifschultz family's controlling interest in this growing industry. Having successfully fought off investors who wanted the company to diversify into running heavy-oil upgraders, Abbott and Lifschultz have kept the focus on press releases without missing a step. In fact, Lifschultz family control over the stock and board of directors has never been stronger.
On the latest news, the stock exploded just over 1% today on massive volume of under 30,000 shares. Lifschultz exxpects a press release of a "major investor" who will buy in $50,000,000 or 50,000,000 shares, depending on the release, to be released "in two weeks" or "in two months". Mr Lifschultz himself will be buying as many shares as he can personally in two weeks or two months, once his investment in worldchangingwidget comes through.
So stay tuned.