The Honourable ThingMessage to Rae Selphie: If you have ever had thoughts of hanging your career on the hook then now is the time. You’ve had a good long run at having a runaway with the company and have become redundant a long time ago. In the past while, your efforts have done more damage than good as you fake your way through the charade of having some value to the company. In fact, for the past year in speaking with other shareholders, nobody likes you. Some say that the only value that you have to them is that you are leaky with insider information and even then they struggle to separate the smidges of truth from the endless fabrications and embellishments of the truth or facts. Not Good.
Think about it. Give it a serious look and leave with some semblance of order as you go. Imagine the possibilities in that idea. You’re already used to the zero pressure way of life so the transition should be effortless. And the timing is good. I hear iPhone has a new phone unit with multi cameras in it. What with being overpaid and having captured millions of shares and options and finders fees, you certainly will have financial security. There will be a pleasant life after Sernova. You could tour the Tim Horton’s locations and tell anyone who’ll listen how goddamn clever you are. I do understand that you may have feelings that you can’t go because the company needs you. Don’t worry. That’s covered. If they think that they need it, you can easily be replaced by an organ grinder and a monkey on a leash, wearing a fez and leaping out at people as it begs for money. So you see, that’s how it is and you should start to see the benefits of the retirement idea.
If if you ever want to gain any respect from Sernova shareholders again, then fall on your sword.
It’s the Honourable Thing