All employees are dead! Employees at Stella Jones have been succumbing to a new virus known as Retrobeampole Virus. The virus acts slowly and seems to be correlated to the Companies share price. The center for disease control in Atlanta informs us that the Virus is contagious and can spread very slowly to anyone who owns or has anything to do with the company. Researchers at the "Universite de Laval" believe the virus may be caused by pine cones that have somehow found themselves lodged in various cavities. They also believe that a cure is imminent and should result in a complete recovery. Check in again in six months for further details. Our sympathies to all who have passed away. Good luck to all those still standing.