LOL ... made my day, Homey.
Homestretch4me wrote: I met him in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink cannabis and it tastes just like
Coca Cola
C-O-L-A Cola
He walked up to me and he asked me to sell
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said, "Lou(ser)"
L-O-U Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Well, I'm not the world's most compassionate guy
But when he asked me to sell he nearly lost an eye
Oh my Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why he walked like a shorter but talked like a loser
Oh my Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Well, we drank cannabis and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
He picked Mick up and sat him on his knee
He said, "Little boy, won't you come sell with me?"
Well, Mick's not the world's most intelligent guy
But when he looked in his eyes Well, he fell for his lou(ser)
Lou lou lou lou Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser), lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Mick pushed Lou away
And walked to the door
He fell to the floor
He got down on his knees
Then he looked at him, and him at Mick
Well, that's the way that Mick wants it to stay
And he always wants it to be that way for his Lou(ser)
Lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Mick will be shook, and Mick will be took It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lou(ser)
Lou lou lou lou Lou(ser)
Well, Mick left home just a week before And he's never ever kissed a man before
But Lou(ser) smiled and took him by the hand
He said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"
Well, Mick's not the world's most masculine man
But he knows what he is and he's glad he's a man
And so is Lou(ser)
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