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RuudinFranceon Nov 15, 2019 6:21am
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NPV's funniest ever
NPV's funniest everCopied from NPV post:
"How do we know Ruudi is going to Hell? Since nature did not always exist and can't come from nothing, this proves God exists. Since Ruudi admits he can't find a naturalistic explanation to account for the eyewitness testimony of the Apostles in various group settings, this shows Jesus is God and died for your sins and that the only reason you would not receive His love in what He did for you is because you are too selfish to do so. Hell was created for Ruudi. Just like we have to lock up some people in prison for life Ruudi needs to be locked up in Hell for forever."
Showed it to my wife (46 years together), she almost fell of the chair laughing.
NPV my man, this is spoken like a true Christian, in the spirit of your Lord.
Forgiving being one of the main pillars of his teachings.
You're a true believer in Jesus, in spirit and in actions.
Didn't Peter say, three times over: "I don't know that man" and now he's the gatekeeper of heaven? Sounds like a posh job to me.
Your Lord will be kinder to me than you are, I don't know any better.
Problem is, that you do.
What your lot will be after being so unkind to me, remains a question mark.
By the way, my wife asked me kindly if she could join me at the location prescribed.
The reason is that being together would be a much better way to continue to
have fun.