Basher on the road
Basher driving down the road at 100 in a 50 mile an hour zone gets the attention of a police officer who is in hot pursuit. Policeman pulls along side and notices basher knitting while 50 miles an hour over the speed limit. Cherries flashing, horn blaring, on the cruiser fail to get the attention of the basher who is got the window down while listening to Willie Nelson "On the Road Again" full blast on the car stereo. Finally the cop yells out Pull Over!!...to which the knitting basher yells out "No it's a sweather"...