RE:Leasing? Cool broHaha. Thanks for the laugh!
MidtownGuy wrote: Client A: “Hey Peter, we’re good to buy some torches.”
Pete: “Cool bro, we’ll send some over.”
Client A: “Man, we love these plasma bad boys, and we’re actually wanting to quadruple our order.”
Pete: “Cool bro, that’s big beans.”
Client A: “Yeah man, but we want them sooner rather than later. Polution bad, and such.”
Pete: “Cool bro, we love your Brazilian Reals / Aussie Dollars / US Benjamins but are you comfortable sending that much money? Our Paypal doesn't accept that much at once I don't think and plus you got other bros you gotta pay too, no doubt.”
Client A: “You got it, and we wanted to talked to you about that Pete... that kinda financial commitment is ginormous bro, but we CAN do it all if we can lease em”.
Pete: “Hmm, lease em huh. Way more torches than we first thought? Cool idea bro”.
Client A: “Cool. Then we’re good?”
Pete: “We’re good bro”.
Client A: “Cool.”
Pete: “Cool."
Pete: "Now I’ll send out the confusing news release to get the ball rolling...”
Market, Thursday: "Uhhh... what?"
Market, Friday: "A-ha! Cool idea bro."
And the gigantic contract found it's way to Montreal. Stay tuned kids...